7 posts tagged “wtf”
/Money rant on.
Finances are a lot like being a woman.
You get your pay and for three blissful weeks, you have comfort and the ability to do as you please. Then comes PMS, where you ache and cramp up and try desperately to make your money last till the end of the month. Then comes the last few days where you bleed dry and moan and complain and are moody because you can't buy all the nice things you see. Finally, the bleeding ends, and money comes in as another payday rolls around. The cycle starts again.
If you play it safe you will always live in this cycle to a greater or lesser degree. If you get fucked, you just might get pregnant with a big fat loan from the bank or max out a credit card that, like a kid, won't go away for years to come. Of course, sometimes money from parents can serve as the condom to official liability, but the nice things about banks is that you don't live a wall away from them where they can nag at you to pay them back.
/Money rant off.
Brightside is playing a character named after the autumn for her red hair and fair skin. In the story, that girl's name is Tatsuta (autumn goddess) Kurenai (scarlet).
I am playing a character named after an apricot tree, a member of the clan who ruled Kaga. His name is Maeda Kyou (apricot tree).
Look what happened when Brightside and I ran random name generators:
A series of events has happened to me today that has shown me what it really means to have God present in your life. For those of you with a more atheistic approach, then this is a series of interesting yet unusual random coincidences in the space time continuum present in my life. God is much easier to type though. I shall extemporate later.
Just a gentle note to those intergral people who run the school (whom I shall refer to as 'gears'): Asking me for $80 outstanding from something I thought I'd settled in April and expecting me to remember why it's overdue = stupid.
Clever and yet so very wrong. This video demonstrates the advantage of opposable thumbs. We're the only genus on Earth able to pry open a creature's jaws and rape it in the mouth. Evolution? I think so.
"That is so bad - ew!"
"Oh my god, frog run away!"
"Is this legal?"
"Well it is now, so you know."
"They need to take the frog away. It's giving men ideas."
I remember having an old trivia book for kids. It was my favourite read while on the toilet way back when. I remember reading once: What do you get when you put grease on your hand? A mess. What do you get when you put ash on your hand? A mess as well. But when you mix them together, you get soap!
Little had I known then that this little trivia page was explaining the old Roman way of making soap. We've advanced since then, certainly, but soap, while beneficial, can still be deadly...
I ended up washing my water bottle yesterday and, well, I hadn't washed it in a while. So I put soap on a sponge and scrubbed. I rinsed it out and filled it immediately with cold water.
One thing about cold water I've learned is that it numbs your taste buds. Thus, only after the water had warmed up did I realize it still tasted of soap. By then I had drunk half the bottle.
Oh well, no harm done, right?
Wrong.
Remember: soap can kill.
Though on a side note, I'd rather have diarrhea over the cold. Simply because when you've been holding it in to find that toilet, and everything's pretty much knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door... believe me...
It's going to feel pretty damn good.
Unless you get those horrible ones where everything is flowing like a river and you might as well set up camp and haul the television into the toilet but can't because you'd crap your pants. Then I'll take the cold please.
