24 posts tagged “lol”
Arby says: *sighs* he won the genetic lottery lah
Lawl says: i know damn him
Lawl says: i wanna win the genetic lottery
Arby says: next life
Lawl says: i am so frigging fat sobsob crying face!
Arby says: shut up and arr
Lawl says: sympathyless!
Arby says: *points to nick*
Chief - only under durress. says: <_<;
Arby says: lolololol
btw, is that mispelling of duress intentional? because it is apt.
Chief - only under durress. says: no u
Arby says: *nods* point taken it's still funny
Error message translation: You're SCREWED either way. If you are not SCREWED or have received it in error, please SCREW yourself and report the issue. <_<;
Whoever came up with that error message truly has a warped sense of humor.
Is is just me, or am I playing too much Fable 2?
I am craving for Mee Kia (thin noodles in a spicy sauce with pork and fishballsand little bits of absolutely sinful deep fried pork fat). I am craving for the one from a particular stall.
My mother cooked pork and chicken Devil Curry, which I have loved probably since infancy. I know not which to eat... This is too difficult a quandry when you've woken up after 6 hours of sleep, dreaming of killing Hobbes and Reaver after a day of the opium that is Fable II.
Oh well...
Eat Both. ^_^
Surly:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7939423.stm LAWL
Brightide:
XD
LOL
macam drunk
Surly:
yes
they jump in like bambi on drugs
Brightide:
XD
Surly:
hop over counter all
Brightide:
bambi from da hood
Surly:
whut up feline, mah bitch!
Brightide:
XD
Epilogue: To the tune of 500 miles- by the Proclaimers
If you're a fat man, your cholesterol's gonnae rise, with athero-sclerosis next for you,
If you're a fat man, then your insulin's all wrong, and it's diabetes coming after you,
If you're a smoker, and you're partial to a fag, then it's possibly the worst thing you could do,
If you're a smoker, and the Big C doesnae get you, then a heart attack is second prize for you.
Chorus
But if you could eat your five a day
And walk or jog a mile or more
And from sweet stuff could you stay away
You live an extra 10 years more
You'd be thinner, you'd be thinner, you'd be thinner, you'd be thinner
You'd be a bloke who doesnae need a bra.
Eat less diner, eat less dinner, eat less dinner, eat less dinner.
You'd get it up without needing Vi-ag-ra
++++++
Also while searching for music, I ended up stumbling over this:
"...When Chicken saw the chicken rice, she said, "It's not good, it's not nice! How I hate that chicken rice!" And she ran away."
And that's how the story ends. Not a very good ending for esteemed writer Joy Cowley. So my assignment to the kids was: Write what you think happened to chicken and monkey in the end.
I got back:
"The chicken never come (sic) back again. Three year ago (sic) the chicken was make (sic) into soup so the chicken REALLY never come (sic) back again.
The End."
I love a kid with a sense of humour XD
The mystery of Ireland's worst driver
Details of how police in the Irish Republic finally caught up with the country's most reckless driver have emerged.
He had been wanted from counties Cork to Cavan after racking up scores of speeding tickets and parking fines.
However, each time the serial offender was stopped he managed to evade justice by giving a different address.
But then his cover was blown. (read more for lulz)
Chapter 2 - When to Give Up
