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In the year 50XX, Tom Butts sent his assistant back in time in a time machine to the year 2023 to bring back Cow and Chicken in their entire house to put in his Buttopolis Museum of Natural History. It turns out, though, that Chicken is highly allergic to the chemical Tangerine, which causes him to become the kid that played Sam in the transformers movies and jack himself off into insensibility. As Chicken himself peers in through the window of Butts office at the jacking videos caused by the chemical Tangerine, he mutters a derisive 'yuck'.
"Ew!" Butts wails. "The 'yuck'-kid yucked at my house!"
In the house where Cow and Chicken live, Chicken becomes a cute young girl who also has odd masturbating tendencies when exposed to Tangerine, but it's not that bad. Chicken remains Sam and invites his best friend over to his house when their mother ends up going to the hospital to give birth to their third baby. His friend is an absolute recreational wanker and isn't ashamed about it, saying they should let Cow/Sister play outside in their backyard. It turns out that Chicken/Sam's house is backed up onto mounds of blue and green naturally occuring Tangerine at the top of their plateau property. Chicken/Sam tries his best to keep himself from beating off as he scolds Cow/Sister to get back from the cliff side as Wanker/Friend heads back into the house.
"Mom and Dad will only be back tomorrow," she said snarkily. "Are you sure you want to get mad at me?"
Then I wake up. o_0
